Funny Quotes

It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

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